The Main Event
full wedding ceremonies
Fun, personal, no-BS ceremonies that actually feel like you.
You bring the love. I’ll bring the magic.
Pick Your Kind of Party
The Long Snog
Ceremony + reception MC — one seamless, stress-free celebration from “I do” to dance floor chaos.
Co-Pilot Wedding
Your person leads the ceremony. I make sure it all lands perfectly. A deeply personal ceremony with professional backup.
I Do, Take Two
A vow renewal for couples who are still very much in it. Anniversaries, milestones, or just “we bloody love each other” energy.
The main event
The Long Snog
This is the full experience. Ceremony and reception, seamlessly MC’d by yours truly. I’ll craft your ceremony around your love story, keep the energy high, and make sure the whole day flows without a hitch.
Want to add a symbolic ritual? Let’s do it. Want to keep it simple? Also perfect. Your day, your call — I’m just here to make it unforgettable.
starting price
Ceremony + Party MC — $ 999.99
Party MC only — $ 999.99
Celebrant only — $ 999.99
What you get
Travel throughout Newcastle, Port Stephens and the Hunter Valley is included. Travel outside these areas may incur an additional fee.
your person, your ceremony
Co-Pilot Wedding
Your chosen person takes centre stage while I sit in the co-pilot seat — coaching them beforehand, helping shape the ceremony, and handling the legal bits.
All the emotion of being “married” by someone you love, with an authorised celebrant making sure it’s all official.
starting price
Ceremony + Party MC — $ 999.99
Party MC only — $ 999.99
Celebrant only — $ 999.99
What you get
Travel throughout Newcastle, Port Stephens and the Hunter Valley is included. Travel outside these areas may incur an additional fee.
Vow renewals
I Do, Take Two!
Your chance to celebrate everything you’ve built together — and make some new promises for what’s still to come.
No legal requirements means no rulebook. Want the kids involved? Beautiful. Want to repeat your original vows? Do it. Want to acknowledge the hilarious, messy, wonderful reality of the years in between
Even better.
starting price
Ceremony + Party MC — $ 999.99
Party MC only — $ 999.99
Celebrant only — $ 999.99
What you get
Travel throughout Newcastle, Port Stephens and the Hunter Valley is included. Travel outside these areas may incur an additional fee.
Love Notes
“Mel’s officiating was fantastic – she took control of the crowd, got everyone on side and helped to calm our nerves. Her preparation and speech/introduction was incredible – it was perfectly tailored towards us, and really nailed the vibe of the day we were hoping to achieve.”
Jamie & Patrick
“It was like she had been apart of our story since day one, Mel nailed our story and perfectly embodied us in the story for all our guests!”
Aiyana & William
Ready to Make This Thing Official?
If you want boring, I’m probably not your girl. But if you want a ceremony full of laughs, happy tears, real energy, and someone who gives a genuine damn about your day…
Well hello, lover. Let’s chat.